i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
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i just really want a musical where theres one character who doesnt know how any of the songs go
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me on my way to steal your man
How did these two even win the hunger games?
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did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
TEACHERS ARE NEVER INSTRUCTED TO GET BETWEEN FIGHTS WITH ANY GENDERS BACK YO FACTS UP As a teacher, you are instructed to use a four step program to resolve situations. If another student is beating up another student there are requested that they get the police detail that is stationed at the school to break up a fight.
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#one of life’s most important lessons #brought to you by a derranged monkey
Because you are a baboon! And I am not.
This is fantastic. Its like Doctor Phil but.. a baboon.
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if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
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Jake Evans - Floral Sway, 2012
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THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME
omg i’m going to cry
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